Thursday, March 29, 2007

Complicated


Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
Laid back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car and you're talking to me one on one
but you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else
where you are ain't where it's at
you see you're making me laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no
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How many years, vehicles and runners does it take to say these simple words:
"Would you like to step into the car/mpv/lorry/home, ma'am?"
How many more years would it take a person to learn that all that display of power, position and affluence can't take the place of good manners?

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Torn Between Two Lovers


- Artist: Mary MacGregor-peak Billboard position # 1 in 1976-77
-Words and Music by Peter Yarrow (of Peter, Paul , and Mary) and Phil Jarrel
There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind
Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt
Before I say another word let me tell you I love you
Let me hold you close and say these words as gently as I can
There's been another man that I've needed and I've loved
But that doesn't mean I love you less
And he knows you can't possess me and he knows he never will
There's just this empty place inside of me that only he can fill
CHORUS
Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules
You mustn't think you've failed me just because there's someone else
You were the first real love I ever had
And all the things I ever said, I swear they still are true
For no one else can have the part of me I gave to you
I couldn't really blame you if you turned and walked away
But with everything I feel inside, I'm asking you to stay
CHORUS
Torn between two lovers
FADEFeelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
In response to jorji, whether it's males or females, I doubt there's much fun in being 'torn'

Hentikan 'pembaziran keterlaluan'

– Arshad Ayub*
PUTRAJAYA 22 Mac – Seorang bekas pegawai kanan awam meminta kerajaan menghentikan ‘pembaziran keterlaluan’ dalam perbelanjaannya supaya wang yang dijimatkan itu dapat digunakan untuk projek yang lebih berfaedah.
Tan Sri Dr. Arshad Ayub (gambar) berkata: “Jamuan malam dan sambutan besar-besaran diadakan di merata tempat. Saya dapati banyak pembaziran dan ketirisan berlaku.”
Sambil menyebut sebagai contoh RM220 bilion yang akan dibelanjakan dalam Rancangan Malaysia Kesembilan sekarang, beliau berkata, jika hanya satu peratus pembaziran daripada angka itu berlaku, bermakna RM2.2 bilion akan hilang begitu sahaja.
“Apakah yang kita dapat lakukan dengan RM2.2 bilion? Banyak yang boleh dibuat dengan wang itu,” katanya di Kementerian Kewangan di sini malam tadi ketika menerima Anugerah Mutiara Budi sebagai menghargai jasanya dalam perkhidmatan awam.
Dr. Arshad, 78, telah memegang pelbagai jawatan penting termasuk menjadi Ketua Setiausaha di tiga kementerian dan Timbalan Gabenor Bank Negara, tetapi namanya menjadi terkenal semasa menjadi pengarah pertama Institut Teknologi Mara (ITM) selama 10 tahun dari 1967. ITM kini dinaik taraf menjadi Universiti Teknologi Mara (UiTM).
Anugerah itu disampaikan oleh Menteri Kewangan Kedua, Tan Sri Nor Mohamed Yakcop yang memperkenalkannya bagi memberi penghargaan kepada individu yang menunjukkan perkhidmatan terpuji dalam bidang sosio-ekonomi dan pengurusan kewangan.
Sambil menyifatkan pembaziran itu sebagai satu dosa, Dr. Arshad berkata, Perbendaharaan, selaku agensi yang mengeluarkan dana kerajaan, perlu memastikan wang tidak dibazirkan.
“Ini adalah rayuan saya kepada kerajaan. Saya juga ingin mencadangkan supaya pegawai-pegawai Perbendaharaan menjalani kursus audit supaya mereka lebih faham tentang perlunya pembaziran ini dikurangkan,” katanya.
Kecewa
Dr. Arshad memberitahu Bernama kemudiannya bahawa beliau begitu kecewa melihat pembaziran berlaku khususnya selepas persaraannya daripada perkhidmatan awam semasa negara sedang menikmati kemakmuran.
Ini jauh berbeza dari zaman semasa beliau dalam perkhidmatan awam apabila kerajaan begitu berjimat dalam perbelanjaan, katanya.
“Sebagai tetamu dalam sambutan besar-besaran seperti ini, saya tidak suka melihat semua ini. Mungkin ini disebabkan saya berasal daripada keluarga miskin,” katanya.
Dalam ucapannya, Dr. Arshad berkata, beliau seronok berkhidmat sebagai Pengarah ITM kerana ia memberinya peluang melatih pelajar bumiputera, ramai daripadanya daripada keluarga miskin.
Katanya, institusi seperti ITM memainkan peranan utama dalam membasmi kemiskinan memandangkan “pendidikan adalah senjata terbaik melawan kemiskinan”.
“Kami menyediakan latihan yang amat baik dalam semua disiplin, dan kami bekerjasama rapat dengan sektor swasta bagi menentukan terdapat sekurang-kurangnya 30 peratus kakitangan bumiputera di semua peringkat,” katanya.
Dr. Arshad berkata bahawa selaku ketua di ITM, beliau menjadikan bahasa Inggeris sebagai bahasa pengantar, dan pelajar dari aliran Melayu diberi kursus menguasai bahasa Inggeris selama satu tahun.
“Itulah sebabnya lulusan ITM ketika itu lebih mudah mendapat pekerjaan,” katanya.
Beliau juga menyentuh mengenai kejayaan Bank Rakyat, bank koperasi terbesar di negara ini yang pernah mengalami kerugian besar dalam tahun 70-an dan perlu dibantu, tetapi kini meraih keuntungan RM650 juta.
“Saya memberi pujian penuh kepada Bank Rakyat tetapi saya ingin melihat ia memperuntukkan RM50 juta bagi membantu koperasi kurang maju atau yang sedang tenat. Saya lihat ini sebagai satu tanggungjawab membantu perusahaan kecil dan sederhana,” katanya.
Sambil melahirkan rasa syukur kerana dapat berkhidmat kepada negara dalam pelbagai jawatan, Dr. Arshad berkata, beliau akan terus memberi sumbangan menerusi cara lain khususnya kerja amal ketika usianya sedang meningkat mencecah 80-an.
“Selagi saya ada hayat, saya akan berkhidmat dan berbakti. Jika tidak hanya ada satu jalan, saya rasa mati,” katanya.
– Bernama
Received this from Mohd Nazri Ibrahim, a former student.
I must confess that I am a fan of Arshad Ayub and his equally resourceful wife.
Perhaps an austerity drive would be just what the doctor would prescribe for an ailing nation and its nationals.
The money saved can also help fund much needed research about public health and community communication programmes, among others.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

BY ALL MEANS ... MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
- Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
- Courtesy of Ada, another NOT old girlfriend.

Friday, March 23, 2007

"What is the Color of the Sky in Your World?"


- Frasier Crane to Cliff Claven, Cheers, courtesy of BigDog
Sometimes, I wonder if we really live in completely different 'worlds', or 'subcultures', the term comm and cult stud scholars prefer to use, and speak totally different 'languages'?
Now, Cliff certainly reminds me of AO - in his 50s, never married, and living with his Mummy. But the resemblance stops there, since Cliff has a job and hangs out with a bunch of interesting characters like Sam, Diane, Carla, Norman, Coach and the rest of the gang. It must be a lonely world that AO lives in, with only Mummy and Ash the Cat as constant companions; and social interactions limited to the regular patrons of the local kopi tiam for breakfast, the crowd at the nasi lemak or mamak joint for lunch and dinner, and the customers at the neighborhood provision shop at other times. At least, way back in the mid 1990s, there were the corner video store and the video games arcade, and a Raja Azura 'look-alike' in her tight short skirts and skimpy tank tops to look forward, hehe.
Seriously, my question is: "What does it take to jolt men like AO to abandon their desolate world and migrate to a vibrant one?"
Cliff Claven Trivia:
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (formerly of the Monkees).
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax, and correct itself.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
A whale's penis is called a dork.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
No words in the English language rhyme with month, orange, silver, and purple.
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
In Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam."
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

"A Life Unexamined is Not Worth Living"


- Diane Chambers to Sam Malone, from this morning rerun of Cheers on StarTV.
When it comes to identification with TV characters, I would safely say that I could relate best to Diane, followed by Susan in Desperate Housewives, and Kak Engku/Raja Azura, in that order.
I've been told time and time again, in not so many words by friends, males and females, that "You're a Thinking Woman, they're Doing Women; so stop analysing and hesitating, ACT!"
Jeancumlately, a regular commentator on kickdefella's blog, too posed the same question: "Women are fast learners, right?"
Na'ah, I'm still slow ('bengap' according to N, an old girl friend who's a 'fast one').
Wonder what will make me run and jump into waiting cars, lorries, etc.?
Wonder how many 'over-analysers' are out there?
Wonder if they regret not being 'fast'?

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

REALITY IS TV

I finally made it to the Bloggers' Mee Rebus session at Kafe4Teen opposite the Masjid Bulat in Section 14, PJ, yesterday afternoon.
Now I know that Shanghai Fish is neither from Shanghai nor a Fish, FreeLunch2020 does not wearing diapers, has a pacifier in her mouth or a rattle in her hand; Zorro doesn't wear a mask nor carry a whip wherever he goes; Clark Gable is quite dashing and debonair but in the wrong profession, plus a doting father too; BUT Big Dog is BIG, man!
And, honestly, I've never met a guy who has complete collections of sitcom series, both English and American, plus Rowan Atkinson aka Mr Bean's unabridged conpendium. And he can memorise lines from most of the programs, too. His knowledge about aeronautics and near-experience in sky diving are, of course, shared with good friends.
And, Big Guy, like Clark Gable, I find myself concerned about your health too. You know, that nightly diet of Reality is TV and/or the Internet between 10PM-4AM is certainly NOT good for your health. You need to get enough sleep and all that.
And since you spent a hugh chunck of your time viewing and surfing and memorising lines, why not convert that to cash, my good friend?
At any rate, my former chief reporter at BH, Saad Hashim, was also there. He, too, shares Big Dog's love of British sitcoms. I felt almost like in my favourite sitcom, Cheers, with smart and sassy Nuraina (3540 Jalan Sudin) and Maria A. Samad as Diane and Carla look-alikes, Big Dog as Norman, maybe Rocky as Sam, Clark Gable as Frasier Crane, and of course nobody wants to be Cliff, or is it Clive? Help me out on this, Big Dog!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Muflis and Riya'


To be fair to TV3, I thoroughly enjoyed a Motivasi Pagi segment with Siti Nor Bahyah (Siti Nurbaya* being one of my favorite heroines) last Sunday morning. Famed for her 'tips' on Cakar Harimau, she spoke about the devil that lurks in all of us, i.e. riya'.
The good ustazah defines 'Muflis' as being declared bankrupt by Allah on Judgement Day after He has instructed the Angels to take all our good deeds and give them to those that we have done wrong (via backstabbing, conniving, manipulating acts and vendettas), AND heaping their sins on to us. Wow, what a double whammy!
Hence, she cautioned against riya' ("showing off" or doing something to please others or to gain their approval and admiration, instead of focusing on receiving God's approval, satisfaction and pleasure) in respect to worship or prayers, charity, academic and professional achievements, awards and titles, wealth and status, physical attributes, so on and so forth.
Riya' is the opposite of ikhlas [purity of intention].
The Qur'an mentions this when describing the lazy state of the hypocrites as they go to prayer, dragging their feet, only so that people can see them performing prayers:
[Surely the hypocrites strive to deceive Allah, and He shall requite their deceit to them, and when they stand up to prayer they stand up sluggishly; they do it only to be seen of men and do not remember Allah save a little.] (An-Nisaa' 4:142)
The Qur'an also mentions riya' in respect to charity, as people sometimes pay charity to appear generous:
[O you who believe! do not make your charity worthless by reproach and injury, like him who spends his property to be seen of men and does not believe in Allah and the last day; so his parable is as the parable of a smooth rock with earth upon it, then a heavy rain falls upon it, so it leaves it bare; they shall not be able to gain anything of what they have earned; and Allah does not guide the unbelieving people.] (Al-Baqarah 2:264)
Siti Nor Bahyah and Prof Madya Dr Robiah are my favorite motivational speakers and I find their viewpoints a far cry from that of my secondary school ustazah.
* Siti Nurbaya merupakan tokoh utama dalam novel berjudul asli Siti Noerbaja karangan Marah Roesli yang diterbitkan oleh Balai Pustaka di era 1930'an. Dengan latar belakang adat budaya Minangkabau, novel ini berkisah tentang percintaan sepasang kekasih, Siti Nurbaya dan Syamsul Bahri yang gagal karena keadaan dan budaya pada masa itu. Dalam novel ini kita juga bisa melihat betapa unsur budaya paternalisme dan juga feodalisme memiliki peranan penting dalam menentukan nasib seseorang.

Idiocracy, another instant cult classic?

Alerted to this dvd by a fellow colleague last Saturday.
Must make a point to get my hands on it, and view it.
Plot Outline:
Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.
Plot Synopsis:
The purpose of the program set up by the Pentagon, called the "Human Hibernation Project," is designed so that the military can save their best men for when they're needed most. According to the officers heading the project, too many times the talents and expensive training of the best pilots and soldiers go to waste during times of peace. So they enlist Bauers (Wilson), the most under-achieving average guy they've got, to be the test subject for the initial hibernation experiment. Also participating in the top-secret program is Rita (Rudolph), a prostitute who agreed to take part in exchange for dropping some criminal charges against her, among other things. Of course, the experiment, which was to last only a year, goes under due to the arrest of Officer Collins, who is busted for heading a prostitution ring. Seeing as though he was in charge of the experiment, one of the only ones who knew of its existence, and "due to a lot of top-secret red tape... and the massive scandals and base closure that followed, Joe and Rita were forgotten about.
www.amazon.com/Idiocracy-Luke-Wilson/dp/B000K7VHOG
In the present time, a J6P becomes the victim of a hibernation experiment and wakes up 500 years in the future. Instead of a utopian paradise, he finds a future that has been shaped by the lowest-common denominators of society, a dumbed-down distopia in which the most popular show on TV is "OW! My BALLS!" and the court system works like the Jerry Springer Show.
www.hometheaterforum.com
Cut in to the present day and time to the idiot box at home ... and MHI TV3 showcasing a three year old talent singing a love song. Poor lil kid, coaxed into singing a ballad before he could even learn his nursery rhymes. A sign of times to come?
And just last week, when a guest speaker asked the Year Two, Semester Three broadcasting students the profession of their choice, the answer was overwhelmingly 'entertainment'!

Saturday, March 17, 2007

What a Weekend, Part 3

True enough, Malaysian Tourism Board has invited experienced PR agencies in Indonesia to pitch for a job:
http://theunspunblog.com/2007/03/15/malaysian-tourism-board-in-jakarta-looking-for-professional-help/
Liberally lifted from Unspun:
But can you imagine how the pitch will go? Unspun’s take on the probable scenario below:
MTB: We want you to make us look good lah. Especially our (genuflects) Minister Tengku Adnan. He’s the only one brave enough to speak out against bloggers, especially them lying women bloggers who have nothing to do because they are unemployed.
PR firm: Well, Sir, er it’s a difficult. Sometimes you have a PR problem, other times you just have a PR problem.
MTB: (getting flustered) I don’t care-lah. You PR people supposed to come up with solutions, not problems. What is the problem?
PR firm: It may be a bit sensitive but your Minister IS the problem. It’s not very good PR to go about calling bloggers - whom we think is a vital channel for your communications - liars. It’s also bad PR to whack women.
MTB: Never mind-lah. This one all conspiracy against Malaysia and (genuflects) Tengku Adnan. You PR people can put a positive spin to it what.
PR firm: Not really Sir, Good PR is not about spinning. It’s about advising our clients to have the right attitude and frame of mind so that when they communicate - through their actions and words - they come across credibly.
MTB: Hmmm. Never mind, Indonesians do not know what’s happening in Malaysia, so they would not know about (genuflects) Tengku Adnan. What we need you to do is to tell them about how good Malaysia is so that they call go there.
PR firm: I think the Indonesians already know about Tengku and his problems that started because the MTB organized her trip very badly and she blogged about it and lots of other bloggers posted about it. Anyway what do you think we can tell about Malaysia that can get Indonesians going there?
MTB: Well, we have Langkawi, but don’t compare it with Bali or it may not sound so attractive. We also have this great homestay program where Indonesians can come here and watch what life is there in the kampungs - it would be like a homecoming for them. Our kamungs are a bit cleaner but otherwise it’s all the same. Then we have padi fields, lots of them, again it’s like back home for you Indons so you’ll love it. Then we have our culture - we have wayang kulit, batik - new modern stuff and none of that nonsense from Solo or other places. We also have Minangkabau dances, much like the ones you have in Padang…
PR firm: Hmmm…I know! We can invite some Indonesian journalists to Malaysia and then they can write about how great the country is.
MTB: That’s a good idea but we can’t be half-arsed to organize such trips properly You mean we have to cater to the journalists needs and help them get permits and all sorts of permission for shooting if we get TV crews there.
PR firm: Well, you want lots of coverage so that people will want to go there…
MTB: But, but…that calls for organization and hard work, when will we get our time to drink our teh tarik if we do this?
PR firm: I know we can also invite bloggers. These days peer recommendation is the way to go. Most people would trust blogger’s recommendations and look them up before visiting a place, or be inspired by positive reviews on blogs…
MTB: Cannot-lah.
PR firm: Why not
MTB: Because all those bloggers are lying bastards. Especially the women, they are the worst. They have nothing to do all day but stay in the kitchen or gossip with their friends while making lemang and rendang. Then they blog their lies, trying to smear the good name of our beloved and much admired (genuflects) Tengku.
PR firm: Uhm, Ok, maybe we should just take out ads aja. It’s more expensive but publicity is guaranteed (proceeds to faint).
Seriously though, the MTB’s image, which reflects on Malaysia, is now so bad to anyone who can read a newspaper or a blog that there is nothing a PR firm can do to help them, unless there is a genuine wish on their part to stop living in denial, confront their problems and do something about it before communicating.
As it isThe MTB spends millions of ringgit of malaysian taxpayers money. It brings in some tourists but not as many as it can if it has good PR. Good PR is about communicating credibly. Malaysia and the MTB has a PR problem but it can’t be fixed unless it addresses the real problem - incompetents without people and communications skills among other deficiencies put in high positions of responsibility. Sort that out and Unspun will even do the PR for Malaysia and the MTB free of charge.
Addendum:
I'll volunteer too, but there must be an official letter of apology, and offer.
KN, you may start with a Perception Audit, followed by a SWOT Analysis.

Friday, March 16, 2007

What a Weekend, Part 2

Courtesy of Rocky's Bru:
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Ku Nan and I
"I am here because of women".
Tourism Minister Tengku Adnan and I sat side by side this afternoon at a press conference after the National Press Club-Celcom VMY Treasure Hunt 2007. He was asked about the "blogging" controversy. I was not taking notes so please refer to Malaysiakini and the media for exact quotes. But it was clear the Minister was denying the Sin Chew report last week that he had described all bloggers as liars. He said he had meant only the Indonesian blogger, Nila Tanzil, not bloggers in general and not women bloggers. He said something to the effect that he loves and respects women, that he relies on women for support in his electorate, and he wouldn't have been in this world if not for a woman (his mother).
WOW. Great exercise in damage control, don't you think?
On second thoughts, he should have engaged Nila Tanzil as his PR agent or publicist; or is it a case of Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man Scorned?
Check out the cute 'culprit' that had caused such a GROSS 'misunderstanding' and animosity between our royal Minister and 'unemployed' women bloggers in Malaysia!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Slow Down Culture

Something from a dear friend; and it echoes what Feisal from Astana International said about Sweden last Tuesday and what IS observed about France.
An interesting reflection: Slow Down Culture
It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule. Globalize processes have caused in us (all over the world) a general sense of searching for immediate results. Therefore, we have come to posses a need to see immediate results. This contrasts greatly with the slow movements of the Swedish. They, on the other hand, debate, debate, debate, hold x quantity of meetings and work with a slowdown scheme. At the end, this always yields better results.
In other words:
1. Sweden is about the size of San Pablo, a state in Brazil.
2. Sweden has 2 million inhabitants.
3. Stockholm, has 500,000 people.
4. Volvo, Escania, Ericsson, Electrolux, Nokia are some of its renowned companies. Volvo supplies the NASA.
The first time I was in Sweden, one of my colleagues picked me up at the hotel every morning. It was September, bit cold and snowy. We would arrive early at the company and he would park far away from the entrance (2000 employees drive their car to work). The first day, I didn't say anything, either the second or third. One morning I asked, "Do you have a fixed parking space? I've noticed we park far from the entrance even when there are no other cars in the lot." To which he replied, "Since we're here early we'll have time to walk, and whoever gets in late will be late and need a place closer to the door. Don't you think? Imagine my face.
Nowadays, there's a movement in Europe name Slow Food. This movement establishes that people should eat and drink slowly, with enough time to taste their food, spend time with the family, friends, without rushing. Slow Food is against its counterpart: the spirit of Fast Food and what it stands for as a lifestyle. Slow Food is the basis for a bigger movement called Slow Europe, as mentioned by Business Week. Basically, the movement questions the sense of "hurry" and "craziness" generated by globalization, fueled by the desire of "having in quantity" (life status) versus "having with quality", "life quality" or the "quality of being". French people, even though they work 35 hours per week, are more productive than Americans or British. Germans have established 28.8 hour workweeks and have seen their productivity been driven up by 20%.
This slow attitude has brought forth the US's attention, pupils of the fast and the "do it now!". This no-rush attitude doesn't represent doing less or having a lower productivity. It means working and doing things with greater quality, productivity, perfection, with attention to detail and less stress. It means reestablishing family values, friends, free and leisure time. Taking the "now", present and concrete, versus the "global", undefined and anonymous. It means taking humans' essential values, the simplicity of living. It stands for a less coercive work environment, more happy, lighter and more productive where humans enjoy doing what they know best how to do. It's time to stop and think on how companies need to develop serious quality with no-rush that will increase productivity and the quality of products and services, without losing the essence of spirit.
In the movie, Scent of a Woman, there's a scene where Al Pacino asks a girl to dance and she replies, "I can't, my boyfriend will be here any minute now". To which Al responds, "A life is lived in an instant". Then they dance to a tango.
Many of us live our lives running behind time, but we only reach it when we die of a heart attack or in a car accident rushing to be on time. Others are so anxious of living the future that they forget to live the present, which is the only time that truly exists.
We all have equal time throughout the world. No one has more or less. The difference lies in how each one of us does with our time. We need to live each moment. As John Lennon said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".
Congratulations for reading till the end of this message. There are many who will have stopped in the middle so as not to waste time in this globalized world.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

When You're In Love with a Beautiful Woman

ARTIST: Dr. Hook
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard
It's hard, you know it gets so hard
Everybody wants her, everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
Watch your friends, you gotta watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It never ends
It never ends, you know it never ends
You know that it's crazy, you want to trust her
Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone
Maybe it's just an ego problem
Problem is I've been fooled before
By fair weathered friends and faint hearted lovers
And every time it happens
It just convinces me more
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch her eyes
Watch her eyes, baby, watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You look for lies
Look for lies, baby, lookin' for lies
Everybody tempts her, everybody tells her
She's the most beautiful woman they know
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
Watch your friends, you better watch your friends, you better look out
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
Oh, it never ends
It never ends, you know it never ends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch her eyes
Watch her eyes, baby, watch her eyes, you better watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
Keep lookin' for lies
Keep lookin' for lies, keep lookin' for lies
When you're in love with a beautiful woman...
p.s. Especially for you, KN. Shouldn't a long overdue official offer letter or formal invitation be in order? Now, if you wouldn't think of 'pulling' your mother 'by her hair', why would you do that with other women?

What a Weekend, Part 1




My, oh, my, sure was some weekend; running from event to event last Saturday, keeping abreast with what's happening in town had left me almost breathless!
Never thought networking and socialising (NOT 'social slutting', as some 'katak di bawah tempurung' would call it, or I would have made a pass at the Sultan of Selangor at HRC and preparing for my inauguration right now) can be so exhausting.
In the mean time, preparation for the next GE is ready to kick into high gear; and, why of course, women would be the first group to be "feted and persuaded" to orient themselves for door-to-door canvassing.
Which brings me to the most-talked-about 'faux pas' last weekend (in reference to the infamous statement that "All women bloggers are liars" from the hottest 'posterboy' in town with 'a chimp on his shoulder' and a 'loose canon' at his hips!*)
Talk about having 'foot in mouth' disease and being 'politically incorrect' on International Women's Day 2007, plus the general election looming around the corner.
“Bloggers are liars. They use all sort of ways to cheat others. From what I know, out of 10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women."
“Bloggers like to spread rumours, they don’t like national unity. Today our country has achievements because we are tolerant and compromising. Otherwise we will have civil war. Malays will kill Chinese, Chinese will kill Malays, Indians will kill everybody else.”
Female bloggers are urged to voice their outrage at http://sloone.wordpress.com/

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

HaPpY BiRtHdAy, NiA!


Twenty five years ago, a little red round ball with spiky hair and jet black eyes greeted the world via the St Elizabeth Hospital in Boston, MA. Such a burst of energy, a bundle of joy, a miracle of life. Determined to live inspite of all the odds, the inconveniences.
Oh, those tiny fingers when they curled into yours; those puffy eyes when they opened to look at you; that cute, snub nose with little nostrils struggling for air; that crooked mouth with drool at its corner; that funny gurgling sounds that came out of it!
That first roll on the bed, on to her tummy like a baby seal! That first crawl, that first stand, that first tentative steps, that turned into a strut, then a power walk around the block! That little white bonnet that changed to a wide hair band to hold back the curls; that little rompers that were replaced by corduroy overalls, and then leggings and, finally, dresses.
That first day to elementary school in her pink snowsuit; that first chintz peach spring dress for her 6th birthday; that first floral summer dress from TJ MAXX; that pink cord and jumper set for back to school in the Fall.
Then, back to SJ in her white kurung and blue kain; all sharp and snappy in her red and white cheerleader's outfit ....
To be continued.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

MEN ARE FROM ALCATRAZ, WOMEN ARE FROM ASHRAM (PART III)







Sinkhole
By JUAN CARLOS LLORCA, Associated Press Writer
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - A 330-foot-deep sinkhole killed at least two teenagers as it swallowed about a dozen homes early Friday and forced the evacuation of nearly 1,000 people in a crowded Guatemala City neighborhood. Officials blamed the sinkhole on recent rains and an underground sewage flow from a ruptured main. The pit emitted foul odors, loud noises and tremors, shaking the surrounding ground. A rush of water could be heard from its depths, and authorities feared it could widen or others could open up. Rescue operations were on hold until a firefighter, suspended from a cable, could take video and photos above the hole and officials could use the documentation to decide how to proceed. The dead were identified as Irma and David Soyos, emergency spokesman Juan Carlos Bolanos said. Their bodies were found near the sinkhole, floating in a river of sewage. Their father, Domingo, was still missing, according to disaster coordinator Hugo Hernandez.
p.s. Hello, uncle, tell me how you're gonna get yourself out of that, before I can come to your rescue, wah liao!

Friday, March 02, 2007

MEN ARE FROM ALCATRAZ, WOMEN ARE FROM ASHRAM (PART II)

I'm Not in Love
I'm not in love, so don't forget it.
It's just a silly phase I'm going through.
And just because I call you up,
Don't get me wrong,
don't think you've got it made.
I'm not in love, no no, it's because...
I like to see you, but then again,
That doesn't mean you mean that much to me.
So if I call you, don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about the two of us.
I'm not in love, no no, it's because...
I keep your picture upon the wall.
It hides a nasty stain that's lying there.
So don't you ask me to give it back.
I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me.
I'm not in love, no no, it's because...
Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me.
Ooh, you'll wait a long time.
I'm not in love, I'm not in love...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Original_Soundtrack
A Naive Girl's Guide on how to spot a Guy is sooo NOT in LOVE with you:
1. You get silent phone calls, and when you look out your window, there's either a guy in a baseball/chauffer's/skull cap waiting in cars with plate nos DAD, NAP, BED, BEG, OIC, etc.; OR a lorry waiting at the end of your street at midnight; OR countless WIERD apparitions that never seem to go away after like TEN years?
2. You get phone calls, and he finally decides to speak, but mumbles something like, "Ini Desa Temenggong?" Huh? Sorry, is that a codeword for .....?
3. You get text messages from unfamiliar numbers that say something like, "Saya yang memuja dan merinduimu". Biar betul Mat ni!
4. You get this strange feeling that you're being surveilled, followed and accosted, but the guy expects YOU to get out of YOUR car while HE waits in his heavily tinted steed, like a Sissy!
5. You get your car bumped, your brother's and girlfriend's windshields broken, his name tag taken, your overnite bag stolen, your visitor's fence chainlock cut at 4am, etc.
(When manipulation doesn't work, why not try intimidation to win the lady's heart, ya?)
6. You get missed calls from mobile nos in China, or bizcards in Chinese, and whatdaheck that's supposed to mean?
7. You get text messages wishing you a Happy Deepavali??? from a strange mobile no. ....
I GIVE UP!!! Georgina Dass, please enrol him for Etiquette 101 before he drives me NUTS!!!
To be continued ...